Folks, we’ve kicked this horse before and, well, darn it, he’s dead. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it twice, and you can quote me, misquote me, or plagiarize me on this one : There will be no mergers, only acquisitions.
I want to level with everyone out there: Our Intern got ahold of the tumblr account, posted a bunch of internal data that wasn’t meant for public consumption. Very sorry to bombard everyone with all these important internal charts and diagrams.
Let it be known that the intern in question has been scolded, admonished, and chastened. We’ve got some great posts lined up for you and I believe Burford has some inventory management data that he can mix in now and then.
Why do I have to dress like I am climbing Mt. Denali in order to go camping on the weekend?
Intriguing question. Thanks for lofting that one into the air, letting er rip.
Here at Poler WHQ we have been known to hike mountains, traverse continents, jump in rivers, ride bikes, have chili cook offs, and have pretty much any other kind of adventure you can think of, all while wearing worn out blue jeans, t-shirts, and plain old sneakers. Maybe a flannel and a sweater if it get’s chilly out. Happy Merry Christmas Eve.
Lots of people calling, frantically inquiring about the merger. Folks, there will be no merger. Only acquisitions. I will work on a chart that explains our stance vis a vis mergers and acquisitions to ease the worried minds.
Shelly at the front desk informs me that (incidentally do not ever call her shelly belly. Really.) Poler Camping Stuff is currently the most anticipated Stuff in the collective North American conciousness. Fascinating? I’m having her work up a Venn diagram now.